butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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