You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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