I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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