One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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