i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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