drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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