He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Couch. On fire.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My feet surprised me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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