He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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