I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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