oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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