Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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