please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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