no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Randomize
