just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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