Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I want to make a zoo with you.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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