left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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