im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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