hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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