Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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