yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Oh god it's open bar.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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