I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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