hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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