I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I came so hard my ears popped.
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