i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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