We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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