spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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