he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
We smell like vodka and hangover
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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