I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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