I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
