I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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