Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I'm having to shit out rocks
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