words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
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