Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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