At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I need a beard to bite.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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