He felt like a one man threesome
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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