Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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