STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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