He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
