so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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