So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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