Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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