i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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