trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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