I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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