this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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