I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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