she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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