Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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