dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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