dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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