Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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