Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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