if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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