it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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