We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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