i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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